Y’all know I love some Kanye-Isms. My boy’s tweets the answer’s to all of life’s problems. No subject goes un-touched (Beef Flavored Pineapples. His very best #Hashtag. Suggestions on the appropriate lip-stick. And lots of other shit.)

Last night, he gave us some advice on strapping up. He tweeted: “an abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas! It ain’t happen to me but I know people.” My favorite line is the typical “it ain’t happen to me, but I know people.”

And one mo’ thing….if a rich idiot is dumb enough to get a gold-digger pregnant, than he deserves to pay for it…all.day.long.