Don’t Judge Her, Mariah Carey’s Dogs See a Shrink

Pet owners go way too far sometimes. I have a girlfriend (who will rename nameless) who has a first, middle and last name for her dog. She also talks to homeboy like he’s her man, celebrates his birthday, etc. I would further expand, but she reads and she’ll get all pissy about me talking about her baby. #Anywaydoe, Mariah Carey allegedly takes her Jack Russell Terrier dogs to see a pet therapist because 1) they’re possessive and 2) to prepare for the twins that she and Nick Cannon are expecting. According to a few pet owners that I know, it’s common for animals to become jealous when a new baby or house guest arrives, so I guess this makes sense. O_o