If you have a penis and are ‘so called’ famous, you can forget about ever dating Keri Hilson. The writer/songstress has completely sworn off industry and celebrity men. In an interview, Hilson said:
“I put a lot in that category — rappers, sports players, ball players and things like that. I would never say never, but I want something real. I want real love. I don’t want this red-carpet Hollywood love. I feel like they’re easily penetrated, and that’s something that I don’t want. I don’t want publicity. I want love.”
So regular dudes, start lining up. You might actually have a chance with Ms. Hilson…We’re just a little sad that we were wrong about her and Common 
In other Keri news, while being tended to by her glam squad, Hilson asked for some music to be played. When a Ke$ha song came on, she immediately yelled
“Can we get some REAL music? I hate this B*tch”.
The punch line? All of this was caught on camera and she knew the camera’s were rolling. If you want to check out the video for yourself, hit up Perez Hilton.
Ouch.
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