I don’t think that the paps have ever caught Beyonce dressed this demure. Perhaps, because it was Easter? She even has on flats. Fortunately, or unfortunately, there’s very little wrong that Bey can do in my eyes. (Photo Credit)
I must admit that my favorite Real Housewives series is the NY series. I love all of the characters, I mean, women. Last season of the Real Housewives of NY, I was all team Bethany. This season, not so much–not feeling how she handles things, but hell nobody is perfect. Maybe next season. Anyway, for those of you that give a damn about RHofNY, Bethany is finally a real housewife! Per twitterville, she’s just arrived back home from her honeymoon w/ the hubby.
Peep the tweet: Just landed.I’ve never had fear before until I was pregnant.happy to be safe&sound.miss u tweeps.need to prop feet up &try to de-swell. 18 minutes ago via UberTwitter
Read an excerpt from her blog about the latest RHofNY drama:
By the time you read this, I will actually be a housewife. Thanks for all of your support and well wishes. I’m so excited to be a married woman now, and we can’t wait for the baby in June. Your comments, emails, tweets and Facebook messages get me through the back pain, swollen feet and sleepless nights. Thank you!
When I read the article in the Daily News, my reaction was: Here we go. I’ve been through this type of situation with Jill before when she discussed the Van Kempens to the New York Post during Season 2. Truthfully, I never care what ends up in the paper. There is so much nonsense, and I signed up for it. I will never act like some victim. Don’t hate the player. Hate the game. I just didn’t like feeling that a friend had discussed our private matters with everyone in the world besides me.
I’ve read rumors that I’m dating people that I’ve never met, bizarre plastic surgery stories etc. Truthfully, most of what ends up in print is true with some untrue surrounding details. In that case, I wasn’t, in fact, invited to the Saks dinner, I was in conflict with some of the women and yes, Jill hosted the event and yes, LuAnn did host an Ungaro event. I didn’t care about the item. I cared about how it got there.
Kelly and I had just started a season, and we didn’t want a repeat of last season. If Kelly and I keep our distance, then there will be no drama.
(Photo credit) Sohh recently interviewed rapper and former fashion maven, E-V-E. When asked about her experience working on the set w/ Nicki Minaj, she shared: “She definitely is a quirky chick. That’s a good word for her,” Eve said in an interview. “When she had the Freddy Krueger gloves I was like ‘Wow.’ But at the same time, whatever you decide to do, especially in music, you gotta go hard and own it. You can’t be timid wearing Freddy Krueger gloves in a video. If you look insecure, people are going to be like ‘Why are you doing that?’ You gotta f*cking own it and she did. I think that’s dope…Trust me, no one’s competition for me and that sounds cocky but I seriously live in such an Eve world. And not in a crazy-everything-is-me-bubble, it’s just that I’m building an empire.”
In other news, check Minaj’s Live UStream addressing the “haters.”
My favorite line is, So pretty much, I spend so much time counting that green paper that for me to take my time out for stupid, foolish, strawberry shortcake bum b*tches that live on planet bum would almost make me as low on the totem pole as they are.
What are strawberry shortcake bum b%$#@? Love it.
I must admit, I never appreciated the Wayan’s family humor until I started following Marlon Wayans’ twitter page. He has thee funniest tweets (him and Kevin Hart). See his tweets below; I won’t put them in context for you bc they’re funnier w/out it. (Warning: Language not safe for work or Christian eyes!)
Bernad look like a damn corpse. Like the day u view a body. 7:54 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
Damn even their groupies are old. Who the 3 old fat aunties in the ring wearing red 7:35 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
Test drove a BMWLI but the dude’s breath so stink I’m gonna test drive a Mercedes at top speed 2 get the funk out my nose 2:23 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
On another note, comedian Kevin Hart just tweeted: I just took a shit with sun glasses on, who in the hell do I think I am???? That’s the most hollywood thing that I have ever done lol 1 minute ago via UberTwitter
Folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Rihanna, Nicki Minaj & new artist, Kesha start their US tour on April 9th. Nick Minaj just confirmed via twitter:
NICKIMINAJ It’s Official. Rihanna, Kesha, Nicki Minaj Tour coming 2 ur city this SUMMER. Tickets on sale @ ticketmaster.com beginning april 9th.
According to Live Nation, here’s the latest and greatest tour schedule:
If you’re interested in learning more about Ke$ha (sorry, I hadn’t heard about her before today), check People’s article on her.
In fashion news (sorta) while out to dinner, Bey rocked some tiny shorts that the gossip world was intrigued by. I found the shorts over at Zimbio. Apparently, what makes it hotter is that she rocked them (shorts and all) in Chanel. So, I guess everyone’s rocking tiny shorts this summer now? (Photo Credit)
In news that ain’t really news, Jay & Bey celebrated their two-year wedding anniversary.
I forgot about Brian McKnight, but TMZ has some recent “news” on the R&B crooner (I hate that word). Apparently, he has a one-year old child that he’s paying child support on. What’s odd is that the child’s mother has hired Mark Vincent Kaplan, a high-profile attorney. Brian McKnight went to a child support hearing. Visit TMZ for the full story. Photo source.