I must admit, I never appreciated the Wayan’s family humor until I started following Marlon Wayans’ twitter page. He has thee funniest tweets (him and Kevin Hart). See his tweets below; I won’t put them in context for you bc they’re funnier w/out it. (Warning: Language not safe for work or Christian eyes!)
Bernad look like a damn corpse. Like the day u view a body. 7:54 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
Damn even their groupies are old. Who the 3 old fat aunties in the ring wearing red 7:35 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
Test drove a BMWLI but the dude’s breath so stink I’m gonna test drive a Mercedes at top speed 2 get the funk out my nose 2:23 PM Apr 3rd via UberTwitter
On another note, comedian Kevin Hart just tweeted: I just took a shit with sun glasses on, who in the hell do I think I am???? That’s the most hollywood thing that I have ever done lol 1 minute ago via UberTwitter
Folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Rihanna, Nicki Minaj & new artist, Kesha start their US tour on April 9th. Nick Minaj just confirmed via twitter:
NICKIMINAJ It’s Official. Rihanna, Kesha, Nicki Minaj Tour coming 2 ur city this SUMMER. Tickets on sale @ ticketmaster.com beginning april 9th.
According to Live Nation, here’s the latest and greatest tour schedule:
If you’re interested in learning more about Ke$ha (sorry, I hadn’t heard about her before today), check People’s article on her.
In fashion news (sorta) while out to dinner, Bey rocked some tiny shorts that the gossip world was intrigued by. I found the shorts over at Zimbio. Apparently, what makes it hotter is that she rocked them (shorts and all) in Chanel. So, I guess everyone’s rocking tiny shorts this summer now? (Photo Credit)
In news that ain’t really news, Jay & Bey celebrated their two-year wedding anniversary.
I forgot about Brian McKnight, but TMZ has some recent “news” on the R&B crooner (I hate that word). Apparently, he has a one-year old child that he’s paying child support on. What’s odd is that the child’s mother has hired Mark Vincent Kaplan, a high-profile attorney. Brian McKnight went to a child support hearing. Visit TMZ for the full story. Photo source.
I adore Chrisette Michele’s new hair cut. I found these photo’s over at the New Kidz’s Blog.
Weezy’s decided to post viral letters to the world via his personal web site. I’ve pasted it in its entirety below.
During my prison stint, I want my fans to know I love you. I want all of you to know that I appreciate all the mail I get, and this is my way of saying thank you. The F is for Family, Friends, and Fans.
Love. Live. Life. Proceed. Progress. That’s who I am and who I’ll always be. You see, we’re all living on borrowed time, so I’m not worried about this situation. Life happens quick. The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done…you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future. So for my time here, my physical will be confined to the yard. My love and my spirit, however, know no boundaries.
I’m in good spirits man, for real. My kids race through my mind all day. They know they were created with love, so love is how their life will be defined. I just hope my love and adoration for them provides a temporary bandage on a wound I unknowingly inflicted on them.
Real soon, you can catch me blogging for ESPN again thank you espn for not letting my passion for sports perish. I work out a lot because it helps pass the time. I read the Bible everyday. Jail didn’t make me find God, He’s always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls.
But this isn’t all about me, you are the reason for this letter. It’s because of you Rebirth went gold when critics aborted it. It’s because of you Young Money is and will always be a movement. If the weight of the world is on your shoulders, I beg of you, place it on mine. That’s the least I could do for you, after all you have sacrificed for me. If I could, I’d write each one of you back. Because of this, my team and I have created a website where you can view my letters. Each week I’ll answer as many questions as I possibly can.
Mia Edwards (Southern California) – I wish you nothing but the best for you. Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful. I’ll keep you in mind whenever I decide to do an autobiography on my life.
Kelly Holloman (Brooklyn) – I still remember your letter. You have a great spirit. Thank you for the words and being a real fan. I love you.
Nurris Terrero (New York) – Your letter was so thoughtful and sincere. The way you worded everything left me in awe. Please send suggestions on books I should read. I look forward to checking them out.
For real, this will be the best way we can communicate for the coming months. The same way yall miss me, I miss yall, only 100 times more. To those who hate. Hate is only a form love that hasn’t found a way to express itself logically. Keep sending the letters and I promise keep responding. Thank YOU, thank YOU, thank YOU. No matter what they do to erase me, my love for you will always be permanent. Remember that. Take care. God bless.
Give me the patience that I need
To keep my piece of mind,
And with life’s cares, I hope, Dear God,
Some happiness to find.
Give me the courage to face life`s trials
and not to from troubles run.
let me keep this thought in mind.
“Thy Will,” not “Mine,” be done.
I haven’t received a letter from jail since I was in high school, so thanks to Weezy, that void has been filled. No judgement. Love Weezy.