Eat Ochocinco’s Cereal, Get Some ‘Action’
Chad Ochocinco’s cereal box (yeah, he has a cereal) was apparently supposed to list a number to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver’s cereal. Turns out, when one calls, Girl 6 picks up. There was a wrong toll-free prefix listed on the box, so people hear a seductive-sounding woman of the night, who makes exciting suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.
Ochocinco’s folks apologized for the mistake and told folks that it would be corrected.

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