Twitter Beef: Dave Chappelle vs. Katt Williams + Shots Fired on Katt’s Perm & Dave’s Lips

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I wouldn’t necessarily call it twitter beef, but it was twitter entertainment. Comedians Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle threw a few entertaining twitter jokes @ each other last night.Peep my favorites from each.

From Katt Williams:

• Nigga stfu on yo windows 95 n shit #GoReadABook @davechappelle
• Motherfucker worry about them dried up dick lips on ya face lookin like a damn cab driver n shit @davechappelle
• Nigga yo ass mad cuz you cant grow no damn hair looking like a bald headed wiz khalifa n shit @davechappelle
• Nigga @davechappelle you just a disgruntled ass wal mart employee tweetin on your break go figure out how to get your career back
• This bitch look like an extra in a feed the children commercial @davechappelle

From Dave Chappelle:

• ay @kattwilliams mad cuz you look like a 80 year old antoine dodson that steals cuz he aint get social security checks
• if @kattwilliams nose was any wider the nigga would have to sidestep through french doors
• i heard @kattwilliams also tried to burglarize rachel ray’s house for a hot meal and some extra virgin olive oil for a perm touchup
• dude @kattwilliams got a prince haircut & the question mark infomercial man’s suit, look like he shine shoes at Bellagio
• career nigga @kattwilliams i make more in a 30 minute gig than you did in shows, DVDs, & home invasions combined

Who won this twitter beef battle? For the record, neither account (Katt nor Chapelle) have been “verified.”