Diddy Sued for $900 Billion, Woman Alleges Diddy Owes Child Support, Casino Chip & Hospital Keys

Diddy is being sued for $900 billion (not million, billion) on a series of allegations by a woman that appears to have a few issues with him (and an imagination). Valery Joyce Willson Turks, claims that Diddy, Kim Porter (Diddy’s baby momma) and Rodney King are responsible for seriously injuring her, along with her children.
Turks explains, “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair.”
Turks also claims that: Diddy is the father of 23 year-old son (she alleges that he date raped her), stole a valuable casino chip from her (worth over a “zillion” dollars) and some hospital keys.
“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”
A hearing date has been set for Monday, Jan. 31., as Turks seeks $900 billion in child support and $100 billion to cover her lost income.
(This woman clearly suffers from some type of mental illness, so it’s not even funny @ this point.)
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