Reality RHOA Recap: NeNe Leakes & Kim’s Catfight, Cynthia Gets Carl Thomas Emotional & “Skrippers”

Here’s a recap of reality television at it’s finest, the Real Housewives of Atlanta (c/o Yosh) brings us more cat fights, tears and a helluva male stripper. Check it!

Scene 1: On the tour bus NeNe and Kim are still at either ‘beefing.’ The bus finally arrives in Miami for Cynthia’s bachelorette party. The beef between Kim and NeNe continues, while the girls try to enjoy themselves.

Scene 2: Sweetie (Kim’s assistant) and Kim smoke jacks and discuss the altercation with NeNe. Meanwhile, the other girls decide that Kim’s treatment of Sweetie is similar (sorta) to that of a slave. Meanwhile, Sheree observes that Cynthia seems unhappy about her upcoming nuptials (to Peter). Cynthia quickly switches the subject. (Back-story: since Peter closed their restaurant, the couple’s funds are tight and the extravagant wedding that was planned, may need to be altered.)

Scene 3: NeNe calls her friend Diana (although no one invited her) to spend her Miami vacation with her. Around the house, everyone is getting ready for Kandi and Kim’s last stop on their tour, then to Cynthia’s fashion show. At concert, they cut Kim’s performance time short so she performs “Tardy For The Party.” When all else fails, go with your hit song right? All of the girls, except NeNe, think that Kim does a great job. Post performance and back at the house, the girls agree that NeNe’s negative energy is ruining their trip/Cynthia’s bachelorette party. Shortly thereafter, another confrontation with NeNe ensues with Sweetie.

Scene 4: Cynthia is prepping for her fashion show backstage and I must say, THE BITCH IS FAB! Her body looks GREAT.Peep the video:

Back at the house, they start discussing the wedding again and Kandi asks Cynthia if she’s taking a honeymoon. And then come the tears….Cynthia just breaks down crying! Cynthia announces that their restaurant is closed and updates the gang about their wedding financial situation.

Most importantly are the “skrippers” that Phaedra surprised Cynthia with. Check ’em:

Check back next week for the final Real Housewives of Atlanta recap! Happy Monday!