Jessie J. Holds Her Fake Penis & Performs

Look, it’s Thursday and my goal is to keep you entertained AT LEAST until you clock out or are done with school for the day. So when I saw this photo of one of my favorite girls, Jessie J, holding her microphone as if it were a penis, I thought “might as well.” So, here she is, holding her dick, while she performs at the VIP Room Theatre in Paris. I know, I know, I should grow up and you should too :)

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