Jesus-Make-It-Stop…What Happened To Lindsay Lohan’s Face?

Like seriously, y’all…this is not funny. I’m not sure if it’s bronzer (used as blush, I’m guilty), sun-burn or some sort of bad chemical peal, but something is clearly wrong ya’ll. Wednesday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan attended her probation progress report hearing the Airport Courthouse. Judge Stephanie Sautner suspended Lohan’s probation and bail has been set at USD $100,000 after Lohan was terminated by the Downtown Women’s Center for repeatedly failing to appear for community service. If Lohan posts bail she has been ordered to community service for 16 hours per week at the L.A. County coroner’s office until her next court date on November 2. Lohan has been sentenced to a total of 480 hours of community service stemming from a 2007 drunk-driving conviction and a jewelry theft conviction earlier this year. I feel really bad (moreso about how someone set-up for court).

P.S. Her dentist needs his ass kicked too.