Bucket-Naked-Pix :: Theophilus’ Computer Stolen, Nude Photos and Music Included

Sucks for Theophilus! Several Mac computers and his iPad were stolen from his SoHo apartment. On the stolen computers, a lot of his musical creations (including his track “Neighbors” featured on the soundtrack for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1″) and some bucket naked pix remain. Theophilus said,
“I had mad naked pictures on there. A lot of myself and, maybe, of other females.”
While most celebs would be trying to damage control the situation, Theophilus doesn’t really care….
“I’m actually psyched. I’m waiting on my naked photos to leak. I know Bossip and Mediatakeout will have a field day on it. I have nothing to hide.”
Continuing to remain chill about the situation, Theophilus notes this as a life lesson and moves on.
“It’s a life lesson, I trust less people around me. I got four extra locks on my door.”
Way to keep it cool. So, who’s excited to see the pictures?
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