Hollywood-Thug-Life: Lindsay Lohan Strikes Person With Car + Lohan Responds

Uh. Oh. Early Wednesday morning, actress Lindsay Lohan got into a bit of a fender bender, when she actually struck someone with her car, in West Hollywood outside a club. TMZ reports that Lohan:
was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out. Cops were called, came to the scene, interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge — including the manager who was lightly struck — and then left. We’re told Lindsay may have been the one who called police to protect herself from paparazzi, and that’s why cops came. Sources at the scene say the manager may not have suffered any injury.
And later it was reported by the police that they investigated and determined no one was injured, so the case is closed.
*****UPDATED*******
AFTER THE STORY HIT, WEDNESDAY MORNING, LOHAN TOOK TO TWITTER CLAIMING THAT THIS ENTIRE STORY WAS A LIE. She tweeted:

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