Pardon thee Interruption….Birthday B*tch

Today, the earth stands still (or at least in my mind) to celebrate my birthday. But if you read this blog, you know I’m a little obsessed and I’ll still be posting ;-) Although my friends and family have threatened to still my MacBook, don’t fret my pet–it’ll be our little secret. Where I want to be in this lifetime, doesn’t allow me the freedom to take days off (or at least yet)….
But before I leave you, I’d like to genuinely thank you for reading The Jasmine Brand as much as you do. I appreciate you swinging by to laugh, roll your eyes and/or give me the middle finger. Your (yeah, even you in Bulgaria, Kuwait, etc.) clicks count and matter and i feel like I know you. High-five, dap, hugs, kisses (on the cheek–I’m a germa-phobe), shots on me, puff-puff-pass and all that good stuff.
The best is yet to come…now take your a** to church (or not, we don’t judge around here),
The Jasmine Brand
So…here are a few pix of the girls and I @ my birthday festivities (brunch, dinner & strippers).

TJB and Yosh


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Happy Birthday! Today is going to be awesome!
thanks mek!!! love you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Thank you!!!!!
Happy Bday Daughter
Daddy
Hey dad! Thank you!