Charlie Sheen officially fired from show, but will still get PAID. How gangsta is that?

After a lot of sh*t talking and erratic behavior, Charlie Sheen was fired by the network behind Two and a Half Men. Online, the studio shared, “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately.” (( Sidebar: whenever someone starts a line with “After careful consideration….” sh*t always is effed up.))

Anyway, your boy Uncle Charlie released his own statement after being fired. “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.” According to TMZ, although he was fired, Sheen still may be getting a check. Allegedly, he has a “Michael J. Fox’ clause in his contract stating that he would still get paid, as long as the show was in production.

In other Sheen shit, Charlie was spotted out in Beverly Hills, with his baby-boo, Natalie Kenly on the rooftop of Live Nation building drinking “Tiger Blood.” Don’t believe me? Peep the pix.