Dirt on Upcoming “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Season

Real Housewives of Atlanta new cast members

I, along w/ lots of other shallow women (and gay men) can not wait until the new season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s airs on October 4th. Of course, I’ll be watching w/ a glass of TBD (no free product placement here, boo!) but your inappropriate girl, Yosh will be giving the weekly update.

Besides the fact that there are two new cast mates (Cynthia Bailey and Phaedra Parks), and Nene has a new fabolous nose, there’s MUCH more that we can expect.

Compliments of Rodney Ho (I want his last name..Judge Me) we now have even more dirt…

–  Sheree’s hair is far thicker than it was last season. She’s no longer working on her fashion line, which I hear died on the runway. Instead, she’s now learning how to act, her “new-found passion.” “I can picture myself on stage receiving an Oscar one day,” she said, with total sincerity.

Photo C/O Necole Bitchie (necolebitchie.com)

–  Kim’s lesbian affair is a classy topic of discussion. “Chaos and drama,” Kim complains, while courting the chaos and drama. Big Poppa? Hard to say what’s going on there. She looks like she has lost some weight and has a better-looking wig on her head.

–   Dwight Eubanks, who might be angling for more camera time, is allegedly spreading rumors that don’t please everyone in the gang. And as Bravo trailers have shown, the two aren’t exactly buddy buddy at this point. (Are those pearls? See below.)

–   A very pregnant Phaedra shows up partway through the episode as Dwight’s attorney. (She has repped Bobby Brown in the past.)  “I’m a Southern belle from Athens, Georgia,” she said on the show. “Southern women have a certain type of  charm, a gracefulness women in other parts of the world don’t have.” Her husband Apollo is younger than her. “If people aren’t talking about you, you aren’t relevant.”

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