Kanye Tells Trump Why He Didn’t Vote For Hillary Clinton, Says MAGA Hat Makes Him Feel Like A Superhero
Today, rapper Kanye West sat down for a controversial lunch in the oval office with former NFLer Jim Brown and Donald Trump. According to reports, the menu consisted of caprese salad, roasted chicken, sautéed asparagus – and a side of the support of the Black community. In typical Kanye fashion, he wore a crisp Make America Great Again hat, and dropped some shocking bombs to reporters. Check out a few excerpts from the conversation.
On why he didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton:
“I’m married to a family where there’s not a lot of male energy going on…I love Hillary. I love everyone. But the campaign ‘I’m With Her’ just didn’t make me feel, as a guy that didn’t get to see his dad all the time, like a guy who could play catch with his son.”
On the power of the MAGA hat:
“There was something about when I put this hat on that made me feel like Superman. That’s my favorite superhero. You made a Superman cape for me.”
On why Democrats need to support Donald Trump:
“What I need Saturday Night Live and the liberals to improve on is that if he don’t look good, we don’t look good.”
“Trump is on his hero’s journey right now. He might not have thought he’d have a crazy mother-f****r like me.
On his bipolar disorder being a misdiagnosis:
“I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. I was connected with a neuropsychologist that works with the athletes in the NBA and the NFL. He looked at my brain. It’s equal on three parts. I’m gonna go ahead and drop some bombs for you: 98th percentile IQ test. I had a 75 percentile of all human beings when it was counting numbers backwards, so I’m gonna work on that one. The other ones, 98 percent. Tesla. Freud. So, he said that I actually wasn’t bipolar. I had sleep deprivation, which can cause dementia 10 to 20 years from now, where I wouldn’t even remember my son’s name.”
On a lighter note, we now know Kanye’s iPhone passcode; it’s “000000.” Ha!
Kanye with the expert 000000 passcode pic.twitter.com/blUMExjfnN
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) October 11, 2018
Written by Miata Shanay