Too Short’s “Fatherly Advice” to Middle School Boys :: “Stick Your Finger In Her Underwear”

In a video about Fatherly Advice, 45 year old rapper, Too Short (real name Todd Anthony Shaw) decided to give middle school boys some tips on “the birds and the bees.” He tells them how they “can just turn the lil’ girls out,” and get them to “give you whatever you want.” I feel like this is a bit inappropriate, but I’ll let you all decide that for yourselves. He said,

“When you get to late middle school, early high school and you start feeling a certain way about the girls… I’m gonna tell you a couple tricks. This is what you do, man. A lot of the boys are going to be running around trying to get kisses from the girls, [but] we’re going way past that. There’s a general area down there, a little spot that girls have that feels really good to them. Don’t kiss them down there yet, that’s later in life. But this is what you do. Push her up against the wall or pull her up against you while you lean on the wall and you take your finger and put a little spit on it and you stick your finger in her underwear and you rub it on there and watch what happens. It’s like magic. You gotta find her spot, they all have a different one, but it’s somewhere in there. When you feel like it becomes a little more moist that’s when you know you’re doing it right.”

In less sexual news, Too Short’s new album, “No TrespASSing” will hit shelves on February the 28th. He does capitalize the word “ass” in that title, though, so I’m assuming we can expect some explicit quotes from that as well…

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-@Kami2Kute