Sunday night, the latest episode (9) of the Real Housewives of Atlanta aired, with c-level drama. The episode’s climatic moments included the continuing tension between Kenya Moore and Walter Jackson (which is sorta ruined because we know how that story ends), marital issues between Apollo and Phaedra (which is sorta ruined, AGAIN, because we know baby-boo’s expecting) and my favorite, a not-so-exciting visit to a D-level strip club.
Look, I do this for a living, but to be honest, after news hit that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were expecting their first child, I was surprised that the slander reached such prolific levels, so quickly. On twitter, Facebook and via text messages (with my own girlfriends, yeah we talk politics and gossip @ 1 a.m. EST), I witnessed a ton of name calling, twitter mud swinging and utter disgust at the fact that Kim Kardashian was expecting. And while, I certainly don’t insert my opinion (although I did last month, with Rita Ora vs Rob Kardashian) on a regular basis here, I figured that you’d allow me to, the last day of the year. So, ladies, before you go pointing your finger, here are FIVE reasons why it’s highly likely that you’re like Kim Kardashian.