Hugh Hefner Brags on His Penis,”I have sex on a weekly basis.”

Apparently, Hugh Hefner’s PRIDE and PENIS were pissed with his ex-fiance’s allegations. Earlier this week, news hit that Hugh was a little tired in the bedroom. His ex told Howard Stern that they had only had sex ONE time, throughout their relationship AND he was a minute man. Friday afternooon, Hugh took to Twitter to speak on behalf of his dick…He tweeted…

For the record, I have sex on a weekly basis, and did throughout my 2-and-a-half years with Crystal. My sex life involves more than one partner & has since the end of my marriage in 1998.

There you have it…his penis has spoken. Happy Friday!