Because she F*cking Can, Gaga’s Two-Toned Hair + Is that crotch shot?

Lady Gaga recently shared a photo of her new hair-style and tweeted: “Dyed my bangs black. Its my new monsterlook. Let the mitosis of the future begin. Off to meet Judas.” I’m not familiar with the lingo, but whatever. Love her. What’s  up w/ that card in the background and those drinks. I feel like I want a sip.

She also tweeted this pic. Again, I’m not really on the GAGA wave-length, so I don’t know what it is. I know it’s in reference to her song, but that’s all I really got. It can’t be her crotch. (Head-Nod….editor’s note about the use of “head-nod” later.) If you figure it out, leave me a comment and let me know. No, seriously.