Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth Need CPR…. & Why We’re Obsessed
I’m not sure if Lindsay Lohan has been chewing on rock candy or cigarettes lately, but the color of her teeth, as of late, has been getting way more press than she has. On Thursday, Lindsay was photographed at a red carpet event for THO Saint Row, where the public got to see that teeth sitch-i-ation first hand. Considering Lindsay has been photographed a gazillion times, and we never noticed her teeth, probably means that she has either been whiting them or she never smiles.
Yesterday, Lindsay’s camp spoke out to defend her teeth but instead of explaining why Lindsay has been chewing on rocks lately, they just insisted that she is still a beautiful actress. Here’s what her camp had to say.
“With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”
Great point, but still, her teeth need help. Source
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EEELL!!!! she has tooo much money for her to walkin round (and smiling) with her mouth looking like that… Come on Lindsa!!!
Isn’t bad teeth a sign that someone does meth? idk I’m just sayin….
That is disguisting. Im sickened
Crack is whack! she needs some serious rework done…
and yes…rework bcuz its clear she’s had it before…
hey. a holes a hole. I’d have to get up in that still. She’s bound to still have some snap back left in one of them holes.
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