Hugh Hefner Is Not Dead, He’s Getting Laid

Early Tuesday morning, somebody started the rumor that 85-year-old Hugh Hefner had kicked the bucket. In all actuality, Heff was alive and well, next to his new girlfriend, probably about to get laid. He tweeted:

The rumors of my death are, as Mark Twain observed in a similar situation, greatly exaggerated. I’m very much alive & kicking. I’m lying in bed next to Shera with a big smile on my face, reading tweets about my unexpected demise.

Good for him and Shera!