Tiger Woods’ Ex-Coach Releases Tell-All :: He Was An Inconsiderate, Cheap Prankster

More of the golf course drama for 36-year-old golfer, Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods. Since his 2009 infidelity scandal, his personal life has been on a downward spiral. And now a tell-all book is being released, portraying Tiger in an even more negative light. The author of the book, Hank Haney, is Tiger’s ex-coach, who was released from his position in 2010. The book is titled “The Big Miss,” and will officially hit shelves on March 27th. But a few sources have already posted some quotes from the text. Haney accuses Tiger of the following behavioral offenses:
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  • Being inconsiderate during dinner outings. Supposedly, whenever Tiger was done with his food, he would get up and leave, assuming that everyone else would follow suit, regardless of whether or not they were done with their own dinners. Haney said, “When he was done — and he habitually ate fast — you were done.”
  • Being cheap on other dinner occasions. He alleges that whenever they ordered take out, Tiger would make him pick up and pay for the food. He wrote, “He seemed to think it was funny to be cheap.”
  • Denying young children autographs
  • Watching porn all night, while sharing a hotel room with a devout Christian golfer, who had to just ignore the graphic material. Supposedly, after that incident, Tiger said, “It was so funny watching him acting like everything was normal. I got him pretty good.”
  • Making fun of other players
He also alleges that Tiger was very annoyed when the media began attacking him for his infidelity scandal, but, yet, he was entertained by the “South Park” portrayal of the situation, which showed a mock Tiger Woods calling his wife a “crazy bitch” and a “stupid Swedish cow.”

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On a nicer note (if that’s actually possible), Haney did take the time to stress that Tiger had a great work ethic, was very patriotic, and extremely talented. I guess those three compliments serve to make up for all the other character-bashing, Haney did throughout the rest of his book…