[SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE FOR AN UPDATE] I’ll be honest, I really can’t keep up with author (and former video vixen) Karrine Steffans. One minute she’s married and expecting a child. And the next minute, she’s twitter flirting with her ex-boo, Lil Wayne.
“You really deserve someone more basic…I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me….I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650’s….I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a fucking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car….I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should….I’m tired of pretending your dick isn’t the smallest
dickI’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is….I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday….Summer is on the way, nigga. You already know what’s up….*drops mic, walks off stage*”
And just when we thought that she was done…she wasn’t:
“*encore* I hate your whole face….I’m tired of acting like the sex is good….I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason….You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That’s more your speed.”
I don’t think that I’ve EVER told a man that I hated his “whole face”….P.S. Are we to assume that she “colored” (had sex) with “said rapper” on Friday? Dhea’s gonna beat her face in! I kid. Sorta.
We stand corrected, the twitter rant above was NOT about Karrine’s husband, but was a twitter rant which will more than likely go into her new book. Peep her clarification below: