Evelyn Lozada Dresses As A Red-Head Mermaid, Parties With Rihanna for Halloween

Ohhh Mr. Bradshaw not the Snooki though, (dying with the laughter) lawd you better stop. Evelyn, we want to know what shades of green that was she used for the eyes make-up? Does any of your e-pallettes consist of those shades of green?

Princess Ariel we’ve been thinking and this new fitness project is a great idea. Yes, it could be sucessful for a very, very long time. Also cheers to you darling on your new H2O contract/deal. Today is the US election day let’s have a ball, it’s Team Obama or nothing at all let’s go people!!

Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson is a straight up lier, deciver and a con artist. Thanks to Republicans Fara Sagen, Mr. Jared Bolding and a few others together they set his black ass right up today. That’s right they got the magic statement to come out of his mouth. Now he wants to come back and imply that somebody had hacked that page for five minutes. Hacked the page my black ass, that’s you Chad talking/typing brother that’s what’s in your heart/mind that came out. We are begining to beleive you were really watching Evelyns money too. So what if she’s with/seeing somone else at this time you guys are divorced now thanks to you.
You still got a temper problem too that’s probably gon take a while for you to get that under control. we are also beginning to beleive that your twitter page is almost like a porn site, that’s why so many followers. That’s probably why Jared allowed the girls to take the first peg/shot at you but it didn’t work until he stepped in with the magic question to set you off.

Well holy shit, on tonight off all nights, lawd what a revelation, that one statement Chad made reveals/sums everything up. Princess Ariel you must never/ever go back we apologise/wish we could take back all the times we encouraged you to do so. INFACT, WE NOW SAY TO FLORIDA JUDGE LET THE NO-CONTACT ORDER RUN/STAND FOR THE TIME FOR WHICH IT IS SET. Chad you can go to acting shool you will do well in this area. Infact, we can give you an Oscar in advance. Damn, we know all those women feel stupid, Shiner, Priddy, BiBi and new comer Ms. Jacks. Moms@85 is right there on the sidelines just cloaking shit. She better go pray that what she needs to do because you got some serious issuse. No, it ain’t just about no mistake he got some serious deep issues. Even though his ass is being a demon we still would love to see him get over these issues.

Now Eve, about Jicyra we know you love her we like her too. But we don’t know if keeping in contact with her is good, maybe you have to gently let her go, ask our accountability partner and Mr Gaskin about this area. We want to close the casket/coffin on this matter we realise tonight that you can’t ever go back to that situation.

Ariel don’t entertain #8886 i.e. lil troll or better yet Santa’s Little Helper. It’s hilarious to look at her, now we can really have a good laugh at this one. What’s make it more funny is that it seems Tupac went into hiding today I check the page (dying with the laughter). I think he’s really embarrased about this one (laughing) but he can’t hide she got the pic. Lawd it sure ain’t easy being married to any type of athlete. Now we truly realise and understand what you meant when you said that not everyone can live this type of life. Especially, after we learned that it is alledged that Mr. Kobe Bryant slept with over 105 women. Ooooh Lawd, now that’s a serious piece of hurting to inflict on someone and can drive you insane. The guys even put their wives/fiances/girl-friends at heavy risk for AIDs and other STD’s this is serious shit.

BOOM CASKET CLOSED, AND THE FUNERAL IS OVER. Thanksgiving, christmas and new years girls just wanna have fun Cyndi Lauper/Madonna style. Out with the old and in with the NEW come 2013 baby, but we will slow down for a minute to breathe and allow ouselves to heal properly. Princess Ariel we got to give it to you girl you’re a real soldier. Yes, even in your weakess moments you must know that you are strong girl. Always, Always know that this stranger loves you and prays for you. 2013 here she comes let’s have a blast!!!

‘NEVA END’ by Future ft. Kelly Rowland I love this video Ev. Is that really Shaniece coming up out the pool? Dang, she’s so pretty and got a nice body Ev you got the Magnum loaded (laughing). I must say the video was very tastefully done we loved all of the ladies wardrobe changes especially Shaneices’. Good job Shaniece, good job you played the role very well. Ready for the next one!! (winks, laughs)

Happy birthday to Shaunie O’ Neal, cheers, cheers good lawd something we can celebrate!!

Friend ya think he’s ready? (laughing). This time we gots ALL the power (Madea style)and we have to call a family meeting too. Call Iyanla and Mr. Gaskins let’s hear what they gots to say about the situation before you make a move. We know that sometimes it’s not good to give up too soon but the first decision you made was the best one at that time.

Friend I have a gut feeling that you are going to do that thang on your birthday this Monday 10th December, 2012. Ohhhh lawd here we go again, (dying with the laughter)all heads bowed and all yes closed let us pray.

Oh Ariel you made him a happy man today (laughing) merry christmas!!