Tiffany Haddish Is Looking For A Man w/ No Kids
She’s booked and busy, but very single. 38-year-old Tiffany Haddish says that despite her success, she hasn’t yet settled down. She laughs,
The man gonna come. One day, he’ll be there. But he sure ain’t now!
You know what’s crazy? On the social media aspect, all these guys are like, ‘I want to marry Tiffany Haddish. In my head, Tiffany Haddish is my wife.’ But none of them are making any moves. I feel like guys, they hit on me but they don’t ask me out. They don’t ask for my number. And then the ones that do? Those are trolls. I call them boogawolfs. You can see a boogawolf a mile away and you know it’s going to be a problem right there. He’s going to be sticky and all up in your grill and just howling about everything and you can’t get rid of him — like when you trying to flick a booger away but it’s just stuck to you? Boogawolf. I’m not messing with that.
And then there are these series of ex-boyfriends that come up out the woodwork that try to get with me, that I’m just not having. I’m not feeling none of that.
Haddish, who has been married before, does have an ideal man in mind.
I’m looking for confidence, a good sense of humor, and responsible. Like, he’s got to have a good credit score. That’s super important because that’s you’re grown up report card, your credit score. He’s got to have his own career going. I cannot be the center of his universe. I can be a major part of the universe but I cannot be the center of the universe.
As for kids, she says she’d prefer a man with no kids, but a man that’s already a father is still an option.
I did that before. I don’t want to do that again. It’s all situational, it depends on the situation. But that’s not really something I’m looking for. I’m not really open to that. Now if somebody comes along and he’s amazing, the kids are amazing, then maybe.
But from my experience, it’s usually the kids are really amazing and then I end up liking the kid more than I like them. I’m like, ‘I’m here for the kid! I want the kid to be a great human because they still have a chance and you’re still an a——.’ And I just end up protecting the kid.
Do we have any suggestions for Haddish?