[EXCLUSIVE] Charlamagne Tha God On: The Breakfast Club, New TV Show + What He Misses Most About Wendy Williams

Jasmine BRAND: What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?  

Hmmm. That is a good one. For some reason, I like early morning Saturday sex. That is the best. That is why when you saw the box of condoms in here, that’s what I was doing; early morning Saturday sex. But I like having sex at night. You know, that is a good question. I think early in the morning is best though.

Jasmine Brand: Saturday?

Charlamagne: Yeah. Early morning Saturday is the best. It starts your day off the right way. There isn’t a lot of pressure in the morning. At night girls want to get their backs all blown out and yall want to really get fucked to sleep. In the morning, it is like okay; get off me so I can go to work or whatever. So I like in the morning.

Jasmine Brand: What advice can you give to a single woman that is looking for a good man?

Charlamagne: Be patient. Be patient. And be even more patient. And don’t settle! A lot of girls settle because you all have these imaginary biological clocks in your brains and you think you have to get married and have to have kids by this time. Just be patient and if what you are looking for is a good man, hold that in your mind the same way you hold your career or whatever else is in your mind and it will come to you. Remain open. A lot of girls get closed off because they deal with one dude that fucked them over and then they think that every dude they deal with after that is going to treat them like that guy. No! Remain open. Remain open. Remain positive. Be patient and don’t be afraid to pop that p*ssy for a goon.

Jasmine Brand: Okay. If you could ask God one question, and he would answer loud and clear, what would you ask him?

Charlamagne: Wow, that is a great question. If I could ask God one question, I would really just want to know what was the genesis to all of this, this thing called life. What is the genesis? If there is a God, does it mean that God has a creator too? I would just want to know why he allows certain things to happen. But then I think I have an answer for that already. I don’t think he allows certain things to happen, I just think he gives all of us the power of free will and I think a lot of the things that we blame on God, are our fault. I say that all the time. I say that any good that happened in my life is God and anything bad that happened was me. I can pinpoint what I did wrong to cause that to happen. Even when it was right, I can pinpoint what I did to cause this to happen but once you move in that positive direction and you are doing what you are suppose to be doing, God just stows his blessings I guess. I would definitely want to know what is the genesis to all of this? Where did all of this begin? Mankind? Planets? All of that. It is a complex world that we live in and it is kind of scary but we just have to live.

Jasmine Brand: Okay. The last time you cried, when was the last time you cried?

Charlamagne: When my grandmother died. 2006….I cried when I first got the news and then I cried a week later when I went home. I don’t do funerals and stuff so I didn’t go to her funeral or nothing but I went home a week later because I remember Wendy was shooting a TV show for VH1 and I was on the show. They were saying that if I left, it would mess up the continuity of the show and I was like, I don’t do funerals anyway, so I’m not going. I remember when I did go home a couple weekends later, I remember just driving and breaking down crying. Definitely 2006 when my grandma passed.

Jasmine Brand: You have a daughter, right?

Charlamagne: Yup. She will be six this year, actually.

Jasmine Brand: When you leave this earth and there is one lesson that you always want her to remember that her father taught her, what is it?

Charlamagne: Be yourself. Be yourself at all times because when you are truly yourself, whatever you get out of life, you will appreciate it more and when you are truly being yourself, you also will never be a victim. The reason why you will never be a victim, or you will never practice victimology because you know that whatever you got, you got because you were yourself.

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